How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2 Or 1 Or 2

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128