How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many recruits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128