How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth