How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.