How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.