How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality