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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack the Ripper

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks