What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Previous Random Joke Next
Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks