What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Who's there! Alison! Alison who?

Alison to my radio in the mornings!

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks