What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in