Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the tallest man in the world troubled?

Because he had no one to look up to.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.