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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.