Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.