Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What does an invisible watermelon look like?

Like that.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.