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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.