Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!