Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.