Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.