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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What does an invisible watermelon look like?

Like that.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.