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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.