What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

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What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common?

They all have frosted tips.