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Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.