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Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.