Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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Why do ants rarely, if ever, get sick?

Because of their tiny little anty bodies.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!