How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!