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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Goose Jokes More Goose Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.