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How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.