How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.