What do you call joke told by a duck?

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes