What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.