What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills