How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

The bow is moving.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What was the best part about Narcos Season 2?

SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!