How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.