How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.