Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!