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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!