Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.