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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

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How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

What is Eminem's favourite food?

Wraps