Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess