Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess