You don't live in Mississippi.
He heard it was finger licking good.
Synthia
You can drop her off anywhere.
Because they erupt to no good.
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
Getting new shoes every week.
When you ask them "2+2 is?":
You get to meet new people everyday!
The 4/10 cookie
The chewy center.
Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.
They're used to disappointment.
The punchline
You rarely have to meet their dad.
Cos it's tear-able.
You get to meet Jared Fogel.
The tiny little buns
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!
They wash themselves.
Between 18 and 24 yrs
The punch line Found in BL magazine
Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Making them.
Unlimited twerky
Two Kwanzaas
It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one
You can drop her off anywhere
There's twenty of them.
You can drop her off anywhere!!
The delivery.
You know they won't be seeing other people.
Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.
It goes without saying...
For the Good of the Caws.
Papal
There's 20 of them!
Phillip
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
There are twenty of them.
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
Godfrey
He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*
You'll know if she was faking it.
Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
TOBA Co
Their buns.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar
The outside
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus
There are 20 of them.
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
Free Shots
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
The punchline.
You get to grow old together.
Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.
It's finger licking good.
You're sure to get a little head
Catsper.
There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)
Youre always meeting new people.
The cut up peaness.
You can drop her off wherever.
One wise guy answered 'Going home!'
The climax.
Have a good one, son.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Getting hit by Rice
I don't have any friends.
100 pounds.
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
SCAR-L
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
Because they keep planting evidence.
They're good at planting evidence.
First post) Ace of spays
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
By the ears.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.
