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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.