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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker