What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas