Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
One for 2008 and one for 2016.
Dinner for 4.
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -
It lost its porpoise.
It had connections.
Because
Yoda, are we still going the right way?" "Off course we are"
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
Cos 720 is 1
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Napoleon Blownaparte
Pee in a cup.
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Being 5 foot 6
Because 9, 8, 7....
