Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

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Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

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What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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What does Jimmy Buffett's chicken say?

It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.