The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.
They charge too much!
A Buccaneer
There's no charge.
Buckaneer
With a deadly weapon.
Nothing, they are free of charge.
Have a successful dentistry practise.
Take away it's credit cards.
You unplug it!
Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
Two counts of possession
Because in charge Yoda was.
He was charged with battery.
Nion
Because it was charged with battery.
A Dictator
They didn't...!
Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was
Take away its USB cable.
Because he was always in a cent.
A God dam engineer.
They hold a runoff election.
He was charged with battery!
Urine charge now.
Because he charges!
Because it was charged with battery!
A buck an ear
It was charged with a salt.
You take away its credit card
The attorney charges more.
A salad-manager
Because he was charged with battery.
Free of charge, of course.
So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.
He charges a calligra-fee of course!
They don't understand the concept of charging.
So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
Sir Charge
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.
On charges of battery.
Because she's Lucy Lawless
He was in charge of refresh mints.
Indie-cent exposure.
What are our scientists doing
When you can't pay cash.
Cuz it was charged with electricity.
Because it wasn't "charged up"
Because there'd be no charge.
Then I frown & order the soup.
Char-Jar Binks
It gets an erectron.
Nothing. They are free of charge!
Napoleon Blownaparte
Because the police charge you.
It ate some haywire!
A buck an ear.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip
A solar panel.
Take away his credit card.
The guy likes his power chords too much.
ATTACH!
He charges you double.
I feel positively charged!
A buccaneer
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!
It's free of charge
Take away it's credit cards!
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
The liter.
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."
She was charged with rustling!
Take away their credit cards so they can't charge
Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.
I'm not scared when the bull charges
Because they crack under pressure.
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
A buck 'n ear
A buccaneer!
Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '
Getting sleighed.
Looks like rein dear
Because he took the stairs.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Little Caesars (say it out loud)
Because they were cutting corners.
Build a house next to it.
House music
