Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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Why do warriors make bad business men?

They charge too much!

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough