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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.