Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What is owned by you but mostly... What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

Your name! -

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

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How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5