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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM