Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"