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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.