Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"