What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

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What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.