Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss