Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).