What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.