Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Because we call men's studies history.
Because they don't want a man lost!
He kneaded the dough!
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Because they're nay sayers.
When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
Three sleeps 'till Christmas!
Because you can put it in someones drink
