Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
Man: "Ever since I was an egg."
They're obsessed with rigid bodies!
Spell check!
Nothing, horses can not speak.
A globe-trotter!
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
Because women love digging up the past.
A 20 dollar bill