Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.