Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What is the thinnest book in the world?

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

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What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.