Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
Just ice for Harambe
Bottled Waddle.
Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Root beer
Root Beer Floats!
Because he's a cross product.
L'Hospital.
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.