What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Where did they go?

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It was completely runed.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

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Amazon'

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)