What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

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What do you find in an elephants graveyard?

Elephantoms!

What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.