What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.