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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)