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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Who was the first mathematician?

A concave man

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)