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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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How much for a drink?

The bartender replies, "For you No charge."

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.