What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

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Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.