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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)