What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

Rate!!!

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.