Root Beer Jokes

Just because ICANN.

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Root Beer Floats!

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Put it in a square cup

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Hot cross bunnies.

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Bottled Waddle.

Because proper tea is theft.

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

A good start.

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Barq's Root Beer.

Root Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

I Love Pizza & You

What's a trees favorite drink?

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

What soft drink do pigs like best?

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

How do you make a ghoul float?

Whats a plants favorite drink?

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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