Root Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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Root beer.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.