Root Beer Jokes

Just because ICANN.

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Root Beer Floats!

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Put it in a square cup

ScubGodivas.

Hot Cross Bunnies!

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Because it was soda pressing.

They just work it out with a pencil!

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Because they can only count to 3.

Put it in a square cup

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Root Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What's a trees favorite drink?

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

What soft drink do pigs like best?

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

How do you make a ghoul float?

Whats a plants favorite drink?

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

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