Beer.
Root beer
Just because ICANN.
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
Root beer.
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
Root Beer Floats!
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
Root Beer
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
Put it in a square cup
Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!
You can't get to the root of the problem.
They both like to root around in your cellar
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Republicans have them thrown out.
They're really good at it.
Watts.
One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.
Because it's too salty.
