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Root Jokes

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What was the root of the problem dark ages?

The potato famine.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.