Root Jokes

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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What did the square say to the root?

Radical

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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