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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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What if loving you is gross?

That's the question.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What is your Problem?

Darren: Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the square say to the root?

Radical

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What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders