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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.