Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.