Being carafe-ful.
Party fowl.
Baking Bad
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Try to disable sticky keys.
You'd spill your drink.
He tripped on acid
Just because ICANN.
A sunny day.
I'm floored!
Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.
You did that on porpoise
He drops the base!
Because he always spills the beans.
D'EAU!
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
Because it happened in the *past*a.
He was addicted to crack.
Because she's always spilling the beans!
Do we have any papal towels
Getting McCafe on McAfee
Because he never spills the beans
Portu-geese!
A mynah bird!
Because they never drink alone.
Stop "Russian"
Turnip
Square eyes
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
I am an adult, I have adult knees.
He wanted to see the floor show!
BRRR BRRR
They might trip on the string.
This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Wars end.
Me stops jumping: You would have said no
