Spill Jokes

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Spill Jokes

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Birthday State of Mind

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Love Card

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

What's your best limerick?

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

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