Spill Jokes

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

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Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Party Fowl Jokes More Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Sunny Day Jokes More Sunny Day Jokes

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.