They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
He got Pasta-toots.
You can't make your van gogh.
It just escaped from a coop.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
I can't even
McBook Eyre
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Bro, do you even function?
A spock plug.
