What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?