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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.