What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

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What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

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Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.