What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.