How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.