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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function