How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.