How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.