They couldn't function together.
Bro, do you even function?
A Greek Bank.
Because they don't have a function
A functioning alcoholic.
They stop calling each other.
A spock plug.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Head.
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
A X-pert
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
Because he charges!
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
A school.
Ad homonym
Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe
