Function Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Rolex Jokes More Rolex Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut