Function Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Differentiate Jokes More Differentiate Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Ctrlv Jokes More Ctrlv Jokes

What is r/jokes' main function?

Ctrl+v

Suntan Jokes More Suntan Jokes

Why did the trigonometric function go to the tanning salon?

Cos sin tan (Because suntan)

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.