Gold Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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Where do people go for pasta related crimes?

A PENNEtentiary!

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Au Jokes More Au Jokes

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!