Gold Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!