Thanks for the gold!
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Au.
Add 24 carrots
Being normal.
Au, yeah!
Having legs.....
In his treas-arrrr chest!
Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell
Amuse me first...hahaha
You add 24 carats!
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Absolutely Auful!
Gold
Au!
Stay gold, Ponyboy.
White and gold.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
AU GUYS!!!
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
A-U":
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere
Pupil: It's stolen!
I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.
They both slowly remove clogs.
AU, get outta here!
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
It was low hanging fruit.
A high medium low
A Paul Walker.
Because it was charged with battery.
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
His left hook.
Two pirates
Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.
They take their prison population and school population to Rio.
Because the best you can get is bronze.
Some traffic signs say stop.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
