Gold Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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Au!

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Au.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Gold Digger Jokes More Gold Digger Jokes

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus