Gold Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

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What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.