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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on?

It made him shy!

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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Which one do you like/hate?

217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.