What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!