What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

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Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

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He wanted to be cool.

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Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant