What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

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What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant