What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant