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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

She was beside herself.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What do you call it when someone steals your footrest?

Grand Theft Ottoman

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant