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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison