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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.