Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.