Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg