Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons