Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

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What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace