He wanted to be cool.
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
You want some beef
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
Because only he could pull it off.