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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

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What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge