A Regis Error.
He wanted to be with his family.
Just for the halibut.
Because they mess up the whole house!
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
A millionaire.
A very witch person.