A Regis Error.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
Race car noises. When do we want them? Neoooooooooooooooooooooow
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
They go back and re-herse.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
When he's a billionaire.
Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.
