Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up...

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in French...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.