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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.