What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.