What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.