What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.