What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*