What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet