What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.