What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes