What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.