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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes