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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

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What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.