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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Nether Jokes More Nether Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether