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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Nether Jokes More Nether Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether