What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's a balloon's least favorite music?

Pop.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Nether Jokes More Nether Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether