What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

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Anether(another) Nether

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.