What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.