What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds.

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Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.