What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.