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What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes