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What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.