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What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana... What did the cow say to the banana Banana... What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

5 Minute Jokes More 5 Minute Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.