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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor