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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.