What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster