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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.