Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)