Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

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How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)