Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Previous Random Joke Next

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.