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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)