Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.