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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.