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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)