Song Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What's this song?

Me: Awful.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Who run da world?

Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

"Have another beer."

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Kin Jokes More Kin Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Lit Jokes More Lit Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.