Song Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

Omaha

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What's this song?

Me: Awful.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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Because I'm not a sandwich.

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God knows he's not a surgeon.

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How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter?

Wanna pizza me

Westero Jokes More Westero Jokes

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain