Song Jokes

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

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What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

Song Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

How do birds record their songs?

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

What is Peyton Manning's favorite Counting Crows song?

What are you doing?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

What is everyone writing songs about?

Where Your Children Are?

Who are you with?

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

What song to snakes like to sing?

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

What the hell am I doing here?

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

What rhymes with California?

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Which songs do planets sing?

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

What's this song?

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

What song does a car radio play?

How do you make black people break out into song?

Who run da world?

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

How do you make a song better using cement?

Which song would an exception sing?

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