What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

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What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!