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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Westero Jokes More Westero Jokes

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.