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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

Westero Jokes More Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.