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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Westero Jokes More Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name