Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs?

Because it was haulin' oats.