Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Where's the rowing boat equipment?

EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what