Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo