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Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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Love

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

Castle Jokes More Castle Jokes

What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment?

Storming a castle.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.