Westero Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros?

Haremhal

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

Hodor Jokes More Hodor Jokes

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.