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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.