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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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Who's there! April! April who?

April might make you feel better!

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.