What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.