What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...