What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.