What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.