What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.