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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.