What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

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What's the worst kind of jam?

A traffic jam!

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.