Shucks
You look quite put-together this evening.
Vampliers
Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.
The bogeyman.
Terrier-fied!
He spent all day gargoyling.
My zipper.
A monster in a traffic jam.
To have his ghoul-stones removed.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Run through the back door.
He left lip prints on the mirror!
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
Once upon a slime...
Very politely.
A monster coming out of the closet
To see what made it run.
On a piece rate.
Squash.
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!
Bumpkin pie!
Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.
Because he had been told to ice it.
I feel abominable.'
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
He was convicted of fragrancy.
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
A monster with an all-over perm.
Weirdo (weird dough).
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Prankenstein!
To see if blondes have more fun.
Lots of very worried dogs.
Because he was a car-case.
Edward.
He was exceeding the feed limit!
A wash and wear wolf
A monster on roller-skates.
Edward Woodward.
The outside!
Sir.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
He was turning things over in his mind.
Take his spade away.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Benjamin Frankenstein
A bigger target.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
The boogieman.
Brute.
