What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

Aeroplane Jokes More Aeroplane Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.