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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Aeroplane Jokes More Aeroplane Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.