What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Aeroplane Jokes More Aeroplane Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.