What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

Aeroplane Jokes More Aeroplane Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!