What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Aeroplane Jokes More Aeroplane Jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.